The Classic Insult
For every time a Fashionista politely bites her tongue and refrains from saying what truly lies on her mind, there are at least 10 other moments where she should for the sake her own self esteem express what lies beneath the surface. In an effort to empower every Fashionista to fullest of her wits and to give her the cutting edge, here are some truly classic insults.
“She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it”
`Bob Fosse
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception”
`Groucho Max
“That woman speaks eight languages and can’t say no in any of them”
`Dorothy Parker
“He’s a nice guy, but he played to much football with his helmet off”
`Lyndon Baines Johnson
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music”
`Billy Wilder
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork”
`Mae West
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech”
`George Bernard Shaw
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt”
`Robert Redford
